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Cockatoos are the best worst pet you can have. Like having a 3 year old on crack with a weapon on their face.

I love cockatoos, they are so fun. But the second you ignore them they will scream forever.

I love cockatoos too, even the one that ripped the tip of my finger and nail off. It wasn’t his fault, he’s just being a cockatoo.

But pet stores be selling them like “Yeah, it’s cute and fluffy and wants to cuddle.” and stupid people be like “Take my money! Fuck. Why I’m missing a big chunk of flesh? Why you do this thing, bird?” and they want to get rid of these needy, social, long-living, insane babies and quality cockatoo people already have 5 cockatoos. Ugh. 

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