Cockatoos are the best worst pet you can have. Like having a 3 year old on crack with a weapon on their face.
I love cockatoos, they are so fun. But the second you ignore them they will scream forever.
I love cockatoos too, even the one that ripped the tip of my finger and nail off. It wasn’t his fault, he’s just being a cockatoo.
But pet stores be selling them like “Yeah, it’s cute and fluffy and wants to cuddle.” and stupid people be like “Take my money! Fuck. Why I’m missing a big chunk of flesh? Why you do this thing, bird?” and they want to get rid of these needy, social, long-living, insane babies and quality cockatoo people already have 5 cockatoos. Ugh.
Look at this little girl budge I saw today! How do people not love budgies?
Budgies should rule the world.